10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."