10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for loners.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
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- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Fold and live to fold again