10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls