10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"