10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.