10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth