10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."