10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event