10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."