10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.