10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is