10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln