10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Welcome to kicker school
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."