10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003