10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake