10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm