10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker