10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is for loners.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz