10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "No river, no fish."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha