10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.