10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss