10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---