10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.