10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier