10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• It's Free To Fold...
• "No river, no fish."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?