10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.