10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it