10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"