10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Welcome to kicker school
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"