10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson