10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)