10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• It's Free To Fold...
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss