10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.