10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.