10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers