10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"