10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05