10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."