10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson