10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo