10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Never educate a stupid poker player.