10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones