10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
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- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.