10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.