10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Fold and live to fold again
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels