10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe