10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."