10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.