10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
 - If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
 - "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
 - Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
 - When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
 - Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010.  On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
 - "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
 - Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
 - "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
 - "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester