10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger